Plans to out me as a racist using text files and Facebook if I start a Podcast.
REMEMBER: This all exists because Chris thinks he owns the internet (and me) and apparently plans to sabotage each job I find (as he's already done with the last two). His defective, fragile psychology can't deal with anyone else being the center of attention besides himself. Chris struggles to share things, and finds it hard to hear stories about others. Chris doesn't believe he can lose, and finds it hard to stop doing things that he's not supposed to do (see the 16-year timeline below), especially when he believes that he can get away with it (presumably because hes Anonymous). Every job Chris has had has always had him in control, likely reminding him that he's special.
Everytime Chris finds out that I'm coding, reading, or talking to someone about a project or doing something science, computer, or business related he has a seizure and goes out of his way to sabotage it. When I attempted to meet with him to settle things in person, he hid in a closet at his computer store, and pretended he wasn't there.
When all else fails for Chris, he resorts to reminding himself of something special. Regardless of the conversation, or the ridiculousness of the reaction, these quotes include things like: "im a professor", "i own you", "you're a racist", and more.
In the last 16 years, Chris Lee Van has:
- Followed me to bars before I knew who he was.
- Recorded me.
- Emptied my bank account.
- Watched me have sex.
- Tried to convince my girlfriends to leave me anonymously.
- Emailed three of my bosses in an attempt to have me fired.
- Hid in a closet at his computer store when he's confronted.
- Tried to sabotage my student loans.
- Has my social security number and signs me up for things loans, cash app cards, etc.
- Covered my Facebook in racist shit (when I earned attention for my engineering talent).
- Wants to keep following me on YouTube, and my apps to convince the world I'm a racist.
DISCLAIMER: This is a real 40 year-old man. This is Anonymous. Nothing below is a fabricated.
My Favorite Quotes
Facebook is all that matters. Real life doesn't matter. You can't have anything I don't want you to have. I own you.
If your Facebook isn't enough, I'll make text files.
There's too much. You're a racist.
You can't have a better job than me, I deserve it, and I don't want it.
I'll just use confidence to convince everyone.
We (Anonymous) want to watch you hang yourself on camera.
I'll blackmail you so everything thinks you're a racist. I'm a professor.
You can't have a better job than me, I deserve it (whatever job I assume), and I don't want it.
Well use birthday messages, friend requests, and messenger conversations to convince everyone you're a liar.
You fucked with the wrong group (Anonymous).
My Favorite Quotes
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04/27/2026
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(they) Still continues to follow me (anonymously), earning me 50 views in just under 3 hours.
05/26/2026
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When I started my YouTube podcast email, I received this cool email in Hebrew.
03/01/2026
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When I showed up at his computer store, he hid in a closet and texted his employees to keep asking me "Why?"
Then, he monetized that video on Facebook, where someone told me that I was internet famous.
Sometime, 2025
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Showed me a picture of him standing in a mirror with his 2", wearing a rolex, and told me he "owns me."
Sometime, 2025
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Didn't want me to help my homeless friend, because it might make me look good.
Greg Bobst died on July 1, 2025
July 1, 2025
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Attempted to sabotage my job at Advance Auto Parts.
(It's also interesting to note that a month later, Advance Auto Parts also lost $15,000 due to a refund scam.)
Sometime, 2024
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Michael Ippolito, shows up at my work, again, and refuses my request to "catch up."
December, 2024
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After deciding to return to school -- but before applying for student loans -- to finish my BSc in CyberSecurity in 2024, I received an email asking me to call a 617 number to confirm my application.
06/01/2024
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Michael Ippolito shows up at my work after standing outside smirking on his phone. He comes into my store, introduces himself to my co-worker like a baby, appears to have a seizure and then begins to ask me questions about the National Guard stepping in as teachers for over 1000 children. Talking to him is like talking to an eight ball.
Sometime, 2024
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Told me that I could never go to Barrett's Ale House in West Bridgewater, or I would get f**ked up. I showed up 5 times to settle things in person, was never refused entry and the person never showed up.
Sometimes, 2025
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Pretended not to know me after covering my Facebook in racist shit and hiding it.
Sometime, 2024
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My post being edited to use the word 'rear' instead of 'real' suggesting 'real' men don't take the lead like a fucking nerd.
04/12/2024
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I decided on this homewall.com because nobody owned it in 2023. However, since then, Chris (and Anonymous) decided to buy the domain. Originally it was for a few years. Now it seems they owned it since 1999. Amazing.
Sometime, 2023
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When I showed up at his computer store in Bridgewater, he reacted shocked, because he was on my computer from his office.
Sometime, 2016
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Michael Ippolito takes me out to lunch at the ChattaBox under the pretense of friendship, only to ask me what my hopes and dreams are with a dead stare.
He leaves after trying to convince me to create a manifesto, and by playing a song about the Apartheid on my computer.
Chris was unable to make the meeting because he had "things to do."
Chris was also never available in any email between us.
Sometime, 2016
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Tried to siphon money from my PayPal account when I navigated to RedTube (I was watching the inspector).
Sometime, 2018
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My Mom's Smart TV webcam used to turn itself on and off on its own in her bedroom.
12/01/2016
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My FreeBSD console showing a collection of packages installed while I left the house.
(webcamd, keylogger, microphone, etc).
Sometime, 2015
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My WAN lit up while a car sits outside my house.
Handwritten logs of IP addresses from my WiFi while I coded.
Sometime, 2015
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While leaving Bogarts, Michael Ippolito packs his DJ equipment away, and reminds me -- with a dead stare -- that I'm going to die one day, and compared me to River Phoenix.
Sometime, 2014
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After moving back home: emptied my bank account to $0 when I had a car loan, by paying it as many times as he could in one month so that my car would be repossessed.
Sometime, 2013
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Followed me to San Francisco and recorded me in order to sabotage my job at Prezi, believing that I didn't deserve that job.
Sometime, 2012
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Watched and recorded me while having sex with a second girlfriend before we moved to San Francisco, and Florida.
Sometime, 2011
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Before I knew who he was: Recorded my conversations with one of my girlfriends and sent those recordings to her parents to try and convince her to break up with me.
Sometime, 2011
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Before I knew who he was: Found him watching me in a dark corner of a local bar, wearing a trench coat, when I met a girl for a drink.
Sometime, 2011
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Before I knew who he was: he called me to laugh at the owner of Charlie's Computers for some dumb fucking nerd reason.
Sometime, 2011
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Before I knew who he was: called my cell phone with a voice distorter and asked me if my business was doing well.
Sometime, 2010
My Favorite Quotes
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Spends a part of every day reporting my Facebook posts.
Sometime, 2022
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Thinks that I'm hiding racism under the redacted grafiti around my room.
Sometime, 2026
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Thinks reading my Holy Koran is racist.
Sometime, 2021
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Thinks I have racist highlights in my Christian Bible.
Sometime, 2020
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Thinks that I have racist lightbulbs.
Sometime, 2014
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Thinks that I do racist things to my dog with my Mom.
Sometime, 2025
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Thinks that I watch racist movies over, and over.
Sometime, 2025
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Thinks that I'm a pedophile, and is convinced I'm hiding something.
09/11/2001
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Thinks that I'm a terrorist (and that donated to ISIS) and won't admit it.
09/11/2001
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Thinks that I watch child pornography and look up child porn.
09/11/2001
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Thinks that I'm responsible for the passing of my friend from High School.
Rest in Peace Scot. You are missed.
09/11/2001
My Favorite Quotes
Facebook post mocking Anonymous doesn't show anything from my phone, from my account.
Facebook post mocking Anonymous doesn't show preview from my computer, my connection, my account -VS- iPad.
Another account, from another computer and connection, showing the same post displaying with a preview.
My account, from another computer and connection, showing the same post displaying with a preview.
My Favorite Quotes
My Favorite Quotes
- Send an email to TJX reminding them that Chris Lee Van is a fucking chode.
- Send an anonymous email to the dean of the 3D printing department with this page as a PDF and a link to remind him of the person he's employing.
- Send Chris a rad new t-shirt at his computer store in Middleboro.